There were  two nuns..

One of  them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM:  Have you noticed that a man has been following us for

The past thirty-eight  and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL:  It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh,  no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes

at the most! What can we do?

SL:  The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM:  It's not working.

SL:  Of course it's not working. The man did the only

logical thing. He started  to walk faster, too.

SM:  So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL:  The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and

I'll go this  way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister  Logical.

Sister  Mathematical arrives  at the convent and is

worried about what has happened to Sister  Logical.

Then Sister  Logical  arrives.

SM: Sister  Logical!  Thank God you are here!

Tell me what happened!

SL:  The only logical thing happened.

The man couldn't follow us both, so he  followed me

SM:  Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL:  The only logical thing happened. I started to run

as fast as I could and he  started to run as fast as he could.

SM:  And?

SL:  The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM:  Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL:  The only logical thing to do.

I lifted my dress up.

SM:  Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL:  The only logical thing to do.

He pulled down his pants.

SM:  Oh, no! What happened then?

SL:  Isn't it logical, Sister?

A nun with her dress up can run faster than man

with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be  dirty,

Say two Hail Marys!

It won't touch your ears.

'Inclusive', 'sensitive',
'Di-ver-si-ty'
Are words that were used
To intimidate me.

Now Daschle, Now Darden,
Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen
On Boxer, on Rather,
On Kerry, and Clinton !

At the top of the Senate
There arose such a clatter
To eliminate Jesus
In all public matter.

And we spoke not a word
As they took away our faith
Forbidden to speak of
Salvation and grace.

The true Gift of Christmas
Was exchanged and discarded;
The reason for the season
Stopped before it started.

So as you celebrate 'Winter Break'

Under your 'Dream Tree'
Sipping your Starbucks
Listen to me:

Choose your words carefully,
Choose what you say.
Shout 'MERRY CHRISTMAS'!!!!!!!!
NOT 'Happy Holiday' !!!!!!